Saturday, November 10, 2007

Shelby Woo Investigations

Shelby Woo here. Hmm. I can't figure out why it is all in underline.

EDIT: The brilliant Tucker helped me figure out why there was underline--now it is gone!! Thank you Tucker! Oh and your H.A. too!

Anyway...tonight I had an adventure! Everything in the backyard was peaceful and quiet, when I heard a strange sound in the back corner.

Now, Mom Person doesn't like me in the back corner. As you can see, she spoiled all my digging fun by putting a big trunk and a big evil stone and a piece of a crate so I couldn't dig anymore.

But tonight...I didn't care!

I ran lickety split for the back corner, to see if I really heard that strange noise.



I sat for the longest time and waited and waited...I was sure my pointy little ears didn't deceive me. SOMETHING WAS THERE!!!



After changing positions again and again, Maddox came over to see what was going on. And look, the underline is gone. Woo!



Finally, THE THING CAME OUT! I WAS RIGHT!!!!! LOOK!!!!





And then....before I could properly examine it in order to determine what manner of creature it was (it was slimy, tasted funny in my mouth, and was quite ugly--that is all I could figure out in just under a minute) *WOOWHINE* Mom Person came and spoiled our fun, and threw it over the fence!

Sigh.

Maybe tomorrow it will come back, and we (me and my sidekick, Sir Maddox) can reinvestigate the matter. Shelby Woo will never give up trying to figure out what that thing was!!!

Shelby

HEY SHELBY! *woo'd Maddox*

*bumps her out of the way*

Hey, this IS my blogspot you know....

Mom Person says yes it is my turn. Look what she took pictures of--my top-secret hidey-hole!!! Now, someone will come steal my treasures. I am quite disturbed by her revelations. Sigh, but what is anypup gonna do, right?

Anyway, I guess I have no choice but to show you all the way cool stuff I've collected. Shelby says it is a waste of time, as Mom Person will just throw it all away, but it is fun to gather my secret treasures and put them in my hidey-hole.

Now, though, if anything goes missing.... I know it will have to be someone HERE! Grrrr!





Another picture of me with my stuff:



See that green thing behind me? I wish Mom Person would buy more flowers as they give you that great gift with them every time--cool plastic thingies that are so much fun! I have flattened that one. I need another one, Mom! *whine*





I like to put my butt in the hole. Mom says I am silly, but says she is grateful the hole isn't bigger.

Just wait, Mom.....




Those stuffies are some of the ones Shelby Woo used to fight everyone over. Pretty silly, huh. They look nothing like babies!! She is over that now though. Almost. She won't let Claire near any of them but what Shelby doesn't realize is Claire DOES NOT CARE!! She doesn't like stuffies!

Sometimes I try to pick two up at once. I guess I need a bigger mouth (like Shelby's!)





And last, Mom Person took this tonight--compare it to the picture of Shelby a post down and you can really see how much she has gotten FATTER. *snort snort wooo* Mom Person says to Hush, that Shelby is beewootiful now and we should be grateful she was saved by Adoptahusky.org from the Shelter she was in cuz they might've done The Unmentionable to her! (I am glad they didn't get the chance and so is Mom Person!)




And that is all, folks! I had a great morning with Mom Person. She took me to Pets West to get my Canidae (but I ate too many treats there and urped in the car later, oops) and then to Pet Smart where I showed SOOO many of those dogs exactly how a pup should walk properly on a leash. Hmph. Morons!!!! Of course, Shelby won't do it right either...that is why *I* am the one who gets to go everywhere with Mom Person.

Happy Woos to everyone!!!!


Maddox

8 comments:

The Husky in the Window said...

Oh you'all had a really busy day. Did you get naps later. And that slimely thing you found by the fence, Yuckky.
I like all the "stuff" you have in the yard. What fun things you'all do. I don't have any place to dig. that looks like fun. And you got to go out too!
Husky Hugs, MayaMarie

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

WOW!

You were a busy fella!!

I'm not a digger but I rekhognize a talent!!!

Ah yes, the power of KHANIDAE!!!!

Wuv,

Khyra

Tucker said...
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Tucker said...

Oops! The Human Assistant hit the submit button before he was done typing!

Anyway, he looked at something called the html of your post and says there are two underline tags in it.

That's better than two underwear tags! ::big Husky grin::

You have good ears, Shelby! And you're patient, too! I would have been digging and digging to get at the thing.

Madman, you have a good collection!

Mystique loved those green things!!! She carried them around and tore them up.

This house had a ton of them lying around doing nothing, and she eliminated every one of them.

It gave the rest of us a break from her! She dug, too, but only puppy-sized holes.

I hope your stuff stays safe!

Maddox said...

Hi MayaMarie, are you over that Being Broke thing yet? I hope so!!!

You and Khyra both can come dig at my place! Anytime!!!!

And yes Khyra, Khanidae is THE best dog food EVER!!!! Mom Person has a funny picture though to show about Khanidae. Next post!

LOL that's okay Tucker--happens to the most nimble of paws! Er, hands!

Maddox

Holly said...

Humans always spoil things when they throw our animal finds over the fence!

Love your hidey-hole and the stuff you put in it! Quite a collection!

Shelby sure does look better! Must be all that good Canidae and those treats!

Hbbb

Maddox said...

Yup Holly, it is the, ahem, Khanidae! Certainly not toads since that was taken from her!

Carolyn, writing on Maddox's blog--he is asleep. :) Shhhh...

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

What a great stash, Maddox! Awesome. And Shelby, you are looking totally be-woo-tiful!

Steve